Full Name: J. Brenden
Hometown: Bloomington, MN
Age: 21 biologically, 13 mentally
Physical Characteristics: 6'4", (scientifically determined to be the
ideal height for males, for real)
Majors: Actuarial Science; Risk Management & Insurance; Finance,
Investment, and Banking
Career Aspirations: Dog catcher. Or professional gambler. Or actuary.
Sexual History: 75% / 25% on average, sometimes it fluctuates
Social/Recreational Preferences:
My favorite pasttime is laughing hysterically at anything ridiculous. I
also like to pester EddieB because he's such a good sport and noone can
razz him like me. Deep conversation and drinking cheap beer also rank
high on my list of preferred activites.
Employment History:
Honor Caddie, Minnesota Valley Country Club
1st Assistant Manager, Jiffy Lube
Aerobics Instructor: Spinnning, UW-Madison
Actuarial Intern
Actuarial Consultant
Gigolo
If I Could Change One Thing at 415 W Dayton it would be:
I would abolish all dollar-a-dish initiatives and any other program
designed to maintain order in our kitchen. Also, I would install some
type of ventilation system to kept the stench of cooters room from
engulfing the whole upper level. Or maybe he could just do his laundry
more than once every 6 months. Thirdly, I would request than Andrew
increase the decible level of his music by at least 50%, because
sometimes its hard to hear the lyrics when Im trying to watch a movie.
Also, I would like to move all dish storage into EddieB's room because
thats where 90% of the dishes end up anyways.
Oh yeah, and we should institute the "ain't no fun if the homies can
have none" rule.
my favorite embarassing story about a roomate is:
One of the only things that happens in this house that people are
actually embarassed to talk about has the be the wild group shower
parties. Yes, thats right, wild group shower parties. As a matter of
effiency, necessity, and environmental conciousness it is not unusual
for multiple individuals to occupy the shower at a time in the this
household. My personal favorite was Halloween 2004 when the house
record of 4 people in the shower was acheived. See pictures below for
graphic details.
In two years I will be: Livin it up Carrie Bradshaw style
In five years I will be: Probably in a dead-end relationship with Aiden
In twenty years I will be: John Big, international businessman
In five years my roomates will be:
Trieb: STILL IN SCHOOL (what a f---ing slacker!)
H-nakk: Chef at a restaurant in central/south america
EddieB: Dicking around with computers and still looking at fark
Pnizz: Wearing expensive suits, hair slicked back, closing deals
Cooter: Working with kids and happily married
