The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 31%

 

98
Female: 69%

 

217
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 47%

 

147
No: 53%

 

168
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 87%

 

273
No: 13%

 

42
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

104
Lean: 67%

 

211
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 22%

 

68
No: 78%

 

247
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 87%

 

275
No: 13%

 

40
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 68%

 

215
No: 32%

 

100
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

177
: 14%

 

45
: 30%

 

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9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 43%

 

137
: 32%

 

102
: 24%

 

76
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 58%

 

183
No: 42%

 

132
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 34%

 

106
No: 66%

 

209
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

117
No: 63%

 

198
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 57%

 

178
No: 43%

 

137
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 57%

 

179
No: 43%

 

136
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

31
No: 90%

 

284
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 5%

 

17
No: 95%

 

298
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

218
No: 31%

 

97
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 72%

 

226
No: 28%

 

89
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

165
No: 48%

 

150
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

34
No: 89%

 

281
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

310
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

123
No: 61%

 

192
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 43%

 

137
No: 21%

 

66
Used to..: 36%

 

112
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

219
No: 30%

 

96
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

44
No: 86%

 

271
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 60%

 

188
No: 40%

 

127
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

254
No: 19%

 

61
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

132
No: 58%

 

183
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

268
No: 15%

 

47
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 62%

 

196
Conservative: 38%

 

119
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 28%

 

88
Negative: 72%

 

227
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

145
No: 14%

 

44
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

126
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 75%

 

235
No: 25%

 

80
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 47%

 

149
No: 53%

 

166
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

94
No: 70%

 

221
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 63%

 

199
No: 37%

 

116
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 75%

 

235
Nope... : 25%

 

80
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

125
No: 60%

 

190
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

219
No: 30%

 

96
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

95
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

109
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

13
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

15
God appointed him. 18%

 

58
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

104
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

179
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

174
No 45%

 

141
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 43%

 

134
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

51
I think it's just fine. 33%

 

105
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

25
44) Can you sing?
Yes 51%

 

160
No 49%

 

155
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 42%

 

131
I used to.. 33%

 

103
Yes 26%

 

81
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 17%

 

52
No 83%

 

263
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

80
No 75%

 

235
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 21%

 

65
No 79%

 

250
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 21%

 

66
No 79%

 

249
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

268
No 15%

 

47
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 37%

 

115
What? Photoshop? 63%

 

200
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 63%

 

197
No 37%

 

118
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

68
No 78%

 

247
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 11%

 

36
No 89%

 

279
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 58%

 

184
No 42%

 

131
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

315
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 32%

 

101
Sometimes, but rarely 7%

 

21
No 61%

 

193
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 50%

 

159
Sometimes, but rarely 37%

 

117
No 12%

 

39
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

68
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

29
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

114
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

10
I don't have a freaking clue. 30%

 

94
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

58
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

59
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 22%

 

68
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

30
I don't have a freaking clue. 32%

 

100
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

123
No 61%

 

192
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

217
No 31%

 

98
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 73%

 

230
No 27%

 

85
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

224
No 29%

 

91
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

201
Breakdancer 36%

 

114
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

43
The powers 86%

 

272
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

82
Forearms 74%

 

233
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

185
No 41%

 

130
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 38%

 

120
No 62%

 

195
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

177
No 44%

 

138
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

214
No 32%

 

101
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

120
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

175
The two are one and the same 6%

 

20
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

227
No 28%

 

88
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

94
No 70%

 

221
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

222
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

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