The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

105
Female: 68%

 

220
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

150
No: 54%

 

175
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 87%

 

283
No: 13%

 

42
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

108
Lean: 67%

 

217
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 22%

 

70
No: 78%

 

255
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 87%

 

282
No: 13%

 

43
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 67%

 

218
No: 33%

 

107
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

183
: 14%

 

46
: 30%

 

96
9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 44%

 

143
: 32%

 

103
: 24%

 

79
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 59%

 

191
No: 41%

 

134
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 34%

 

109
No: 66%

 

216
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

121
No: 63%

 

204
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 57%

 

185
No: 43%

 

140
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 58%

 

189
No: 42%

 

136
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

33
No: 90%

 

292
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

19
No: 94%

 

306
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

224
No: 31%

 

101
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 71%

 

230
No: 29%

 

95
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 53%

 

172
No: 47%

 

153
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

37
No: 89%

 

288
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

7
No: 98%

 

318
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 40%

 

129
No: 60%

 

196
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 44%

 

142
No: 21%

 

69
Used to..: 35%

 

114
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 69%

 

223
No: 31%

 

102
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 15%

 

48
No: 85%

 

277
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 59%

 

191
No: 41%

 

134
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 80%

 

260
No: 20%

 

65
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

137
No: 58%

 

188
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

276
No: 15%

 

49
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 62%

 

203
Conservative: 38%

 

122
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

94
Negative: 71%

 

231
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

151
No: 14%

 

46
I would've if I could've: 39%

 

128
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

239
No: 26%

 

86
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 48%

 

155
No: 52%

 

170
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

98
No: 70%

 

227
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 63%

 

205
No: 37%

 

120
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 74%

 

241
Nope... : 26%

 

84
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

131
No: 60%

 

194
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 69%

 

224
No: 31%

 

101
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 31%

 

100
I think he's just a total dumbass. 34%

 

112
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

27
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

13
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

15
God appointed him. 18%

 

58
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 34%

 

109
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

184
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

178
No 45%

 

147
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 43%

 

139
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 17%

 

54
I think it's just fine. 32%

 

105
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

27
44) Can you sing?
Yes 50%

 

163
No 50%

 

162
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 42%

 

137
I used to.. 32%

 

104
Yes 26%

 

84
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 17%

 

56
No 83%

 

269
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 26%

 

84
No 74%

 

241
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 21%

 

69
No 79%

 

256
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 21%

 

69
No 79%

 

256
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

276
No 15%

 

49
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 37%

 

119
What? Photoshop? 63%

 

206
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

200
No 38%

 

125
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

72
No 78%

 

253
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

40
No 88%

 

285
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

191
No 41%

 

134
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

325
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 31%

 

102
Sometimes, but rarely 7%

 

23
No 62%

 

200
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 49%

 

160
Sometimes, but rarely 38%

 

124
No 13%

 

41
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

71
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 10%

 

32
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

117
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

10
I don't have a freaking clue. 29%

 

95
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 20%

 

64
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 18%

 

59
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 21%

 

68
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

32
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

102
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

128
No 61%

 

197
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 70%

 

226
No 30%

 

99
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 72%

 

235
No 28%

 

90
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 70%

 

229
No 30%

 

96
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 65%

 

211
Breakdancer 35%

 

114
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

46
The powers 86%

 

279
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

83
Forearms 74%

 

242
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

191
No 41%

 

134
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 38%

 

123
No 62%

 

202
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

182
No 44%

 

143
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

222
No 32%

 

103
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 37%

 

121
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

182
The two are one and the same 7%

 

22
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

235
No 28%

 

90
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

97
No 70%

 

228
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

228
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

97