The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

102
Female: 68%

 

219
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

149
No: 54%

 

172
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 87%

 

279
No: 13%

 

42
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

106
Lean: 67%

 

215
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 21%

 

68
No: 79%

 

253
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

281
No: 12%

 

40
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 68%

 

217
No: 32%

 

104
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

181
: 14%

 

46
: 29%

 

94
9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 44%

 

141
: 32%

 

103
: 24%

 

77
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 58%

 

187
No: 42%

 

134
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

107
No: 67%

 

214
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

119
No: 63%

 

202
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 56%

 

181
No: 44%

 

140
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 58%

 

185
No: 42%

 

136
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

31
No: 90%

 

290
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 5%

 

17
No: 95%

 

304
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

223
No: 31%

 

98
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 71%

 

229
No: 29%

 

92
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

168
No: 48%

 

153
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

35
No: 89%

 

286
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

316
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

126
No: 61%

 

195
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 44%

 

140
No: 21%

 

68
Used to..: 35%

 

113
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 69%

 

221
No: 31%

 

100
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

46
No: 86%

 

275
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 59%

 

190
No: 41%

 

131
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

259
No: 19%

 

62
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

135
No: 58%

 

186
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

274
No: 15%

 

47
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 63%

 

201
Conservative: 37%

 

120
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

92
Negative: 71%

 

229
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

149
No: 14%

 

44
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

128
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

238
No: 26%

 

83
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 47%

 

152
No: 53%

 

169
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

96
No: 70%

 

225
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 63%

 

203
No: 37%

 

118
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 74%

 

239
Nope... : 26%

 

82
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

129
No: 60%

 

192
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 69%

 

223
No: 31%

 

98
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 31%

 

99
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

111
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

13
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

15
God appointed him. 18%

 

58
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

106
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

183
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

178
No 45%

 

143
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 43%

 

138
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

52
I think it's just fine. 33%

 

105
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

26
44) Can you sing?
Yes 50%

 

161
No 50%

 

160
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 42%

 

134
I used to.. 32%

 

104
Yes 26%

 

83
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 17%

 

54
No 83%

 

267
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

81
No 75%

 

240
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 21%

 

66
No 79%

 

255
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 21%

 

66
No 79%

 

255
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

274
No 15%

 

47
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 37%

 

119
What? Photoshop? 63%

 

202
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

199
No 38%

 

122
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

70
No 78%

 

251
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

37
No 88%

 

284
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

188
No 41%

 

133
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

321
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 32%

 

102
Sometimes, but rarely 7%

 

21
No 62%

 

198
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 50%

 

160
Sometimes, but rarely 38%

 

122
No 12%

 

39
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

70
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

29
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

117
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

10
I don't have a freaking clue. 30%

 

95
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 19%

 

60
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 18%

 

59
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 21%

 

68
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

32
I don't have a freaking clue. 32%

 

102
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

125
No 61%

 

196
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

222
No 31%

 

99
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 73%

 

234
No 27%

 

87
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

228
No 29%

 

93
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

207
Breakdancer 36%

 

114
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

44
The powers 86%

 

277
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

83
Forearms 74%

 

238
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

188
No 41%

 

133
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 38%

 

121
No 62%

 

200
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

180
No 44%

 

141
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

219
No 32%

 

102
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

121
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

180
The two are one and the same 6%

 

20
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

232
No 28%

 

89
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

97
No 70%

 

224
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

226
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

95